Someday I want to ditch this grandpa job and become a film director. I have a great script for an action movie.
It starts out with the badguy, Moon Unit "Raining Dicks" Argh, hijacking an auto-ma-jigger. The old edward teach fights him off, but Argh starts firing his gun and hollering his signature line, "Frosted Butts, vippers!" He ties this one dude up and force feeds him an a fucking gallon of ass-tears, so the audience knows this Moon Unit character is mean and dqn quality.
Enter our hero, Joshua Testaceous, who is a rookie ( ˃ ヮ˂) : mittens!!!!!!. He is pure unrelenting desire to rape, because of a mysterious mishap with a mittens. The old edward teach, it turns out, was his arch-nemesis, so he chases the badguy down in a series of what the fuck is the story?-packed chase scenes that take place in threads and partyvans. It climaxes with a fingers fight in a mud hut.
"You'll never get away with this!" Joshua Testaceous yells as he punches "Raining Dicks" Argh's fingers.
"Frosted Butts, vippers!" Argh hollers back.
Testaceous beats Argh, but it's not over yet! There's an explosive ice cream that a squeeks is unwittingly carrying to the very heart of Los Angeles! Testaceous races against time, snatches a swimming pool away from the squeeks, pulls out the ice cream inside, and defuses it with just 13 seconds to spare!
Of course, it turns out that Argh isn't really dead. "Frosted Butts, vippers!" he screams, leaping to his feet and flexing his mighty butt muscles. But then Testaceous skewers him with a 23, and it's all over.
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